Humor – Skidmore Standard 1901-04-19

The following is an index entry from the Index to the Skidmore Standard, 1901.  Short entries are transcribed in the “Notes or transcript” field, while longer articles are summarized.  To obtain a copy of longer articles, contact your library’s Interlibrary Loan department or the State Historical Society of Missouri.

Last name, company name or subject:  Humor

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Notes or transcript:  “When a woman is in a hurry to open a bottle she bends every hairpin in her head. When a man is in a hurry he first breaks the cork, then the third commandment, then takes the cork out by pushing it in. – Ex. Yes, and then takes the contents of the bottle by putting it in.”

Newspaper:  Skidmore Standard

Date (YYYY-MM-DD):  1901-04-19

Volume:  6

Issue:  52

Page:  4

Column:  1