Send it to the Editor at Once

From page 1 of the January 7, 1926 Skidmore News (Skidmore, Missouri):

If Any One Has —
Got Married
Borrowed a stamp
Made a speech
Robbed a bank
Bought a Ford
Sold a dog
Lost a wallet
Gone fishing
Broken her neck
Committed suicide
Shot a cat
Been away
Come back
Taken a vacation
Been in a fight
Got licked
Broken a shoe string
Made a bad bet —

Send it the editor at once. It’s news.

— Ex.

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